mortus osseus draconius, or ''morty'' as certain people called him was bored. he had seen no action and that needed to change. he walked into the king's audience chamber after all the boring necessary protocol, then saluted while pretending tobe armed like a roman legionary [his current idol], he asked the king ''your majesty, it many moons since i fought big monster'' mortus realized he sounded like an indian so he said the same inlatin, then realizing the king did not necessarily understand latin he switched back to english ''it has been a long time since i fought anything but pipsqueaks, i want to go fight but my skills are rusty now, colon open parentheses, i request permission to spar either with another arrancar, you, or our allies.''
[i'm aware that i lack a stat page so i'm working on it]